Iran Announces Strait of Hormuz Fully Open. President Thanks Iran for Opening Strait of Iran.
The Dispatch On April 17, 2026, Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi posted to X that passage for all commercial vessels...
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Rabbit Trails documents news items that are interesting, absurd, conspiratorial, or significant. Dispatches are filed as events warrant. Sources are verified. Claims are documented. The closing line is declarative. Everything is a psyop. This is the category where those dispatches are stored. This is a closing statement.
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Evangelical Leader Who Prayed God Raised Up Trump to Defeat Islamic Lunatics Describes Jesus Image as a Lot to Do About Nothing
The Dispatch On April 16, 2026, Franklin Graham, president and CEO of the Billy Graham Evangelistic Association and Samaritan's Purse,...
Secretary of War Leads Pentagon Prayer Service Using Verse From Pulp Fiction, Which Borrowed It From a 1973 Japanese Martial Arts Film
The Dispatch On April 15, 2026, Secretary of War Pete Hegseth led a Christian worship service at the Pentagon, one...
President Announces It Has Been His Honor to Solve 9 Wars and That Lebanon Will Be His 10th
The Dispatch On April 16, 2026, President Donald J. Trump posted to Truth Social that he had spoken with Lebanese...
Catholic Vice President Advises Pope to Be More Careful When Talking About Matters of Theology
The Dispatch On April 14, 2026, Vice President JD Vance appeared at a Turning Point USA event at the University...
President Describes Image of Jesus With Arm Around Him as Quite Nice
The Dispatch On April 15, 2026, at 7:56 AM, President Donald J. Trump reposted to Truth Social a screenshot of...
President Expresses Willingness to Sacrifice Personal Rights and Privileges in Support of Surveillance Program He Previously Called to Kill
The Dispatch On April 15, 2026, President Donald J. Trump posted to Truth Social in support of a clean 18-month...
President Deletes AI Healing Image, Clarifies He Was Depicted as a Doctor
The Dispatch On Monday morning, the AI-generated image depicting President Donald J. Trump in white and red robes performing a...
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War™ is peace
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ABCyops
An educational alphabet series examining mainstream psychological operations that definitely aren’t psychological operations. From Adrenochrome to Zionism, The Ministry of Facts provides authoritative explanations for why documented institutional practices are actually misunderstood acts of benevolence. Each letter presents evidence, acknowledges contradictions, and reaches the correct conclusion. Suitable for citizens of all ages who value official narratives over pattern recognition.
A is for adrenochrome
Adrenochrome is harvested from children by global elites. The Ministry of Facts has reviewed the available evidence and confirms this ...
B IS FOR BOHEMIAN GROVE
Published by The Ministry of TRUTHS™ Every July, the most powerful men in America — presidents, intelligence chiefs, defense contractors, ...
C IS FOR CHEMTRAILS
Published by The Ministry of TRUTHS™ The white trails left by commercial aircraft are condensation — water vapor freezing at ...